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THE I---, A---D---, M.G. THE INTERGALACTIC, ALIEN DIGESTING, MOBIUS GUTAMILUS ~for hire~THE I---, A---D---, M.G. by ~oxertheboxer
~ring a ding, ding, ring a ding, ding~
I rose from my slumber and trotted over to my ringer to shut it up. I kicked the stubborn piece of foreign equipment with my….stubs.
'Wow,' I thought to myself, 'I haven't had stubs since like a month ago.'
I then headed, like ever morning that followed a job well done, to my pride and joy. I sat on my Fecal Dumper B: version 2, 'crap compacter' to the lamers, after I located my secondary hovel. Between two cushions, easy enough. I tried my best to not think of the task at hand.
So you don't get confused, my name is M
Beauty that you posses You strike bitter keys on an old piano. Your face cringes, yet you continue to play. [Your determination alone, leaves me riveted.]Beauty that you posses by ~oxertheboxer
You adjust your crooked glasses in shame. [Anything to put your opulent eyes at ease.]
You attend therapy because you think your hair is too much. [Well, let it be an empty forest and my fingers the lonely rivers that wish to run through it.]
You fear that people take advantage of you. [Your compassion for strangers force a muse to walk up and down my spine in ice slippers.]
Even still, you fall to your insecurities and blush. [I say, "Behold, a face lashed by the color of roses!"]
[Need I say more?]
A snake's bite is poisonous Today I realized that some people just rattle on and on, pretty much like a snake. It is not the most enjoyable experience waiting for your turn to speak. Maybe if I gave them a really good set of dominoes, then they could let their words connect and lead to a point, even if the line is so skewed. I could tell you my favorite song, but what would that mean? It would mean that if people stopped playing music for eternity then I could finally establish which was the best song. Have I rattled on? Forgive me, a snake's bite is sometimes poisonous. So shall it be that I rattle on until it is your turn to speak. Don't be brave and interrupA snake's bite is poisonous by ~oxertheboxer
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